Saturday, October 27, 2007

I found a breeder

I love my woman more than anything but she can't have babies what with still having a penis and all. I know the doctor can fix lots of things but I don't think they can fix her so she can give birth to my own boy to carry on my bloodline.

So I got me one to breed with. That Consuela was living a life of sin and she never did no work anyway. I'm just a painter guy but I see what goes on. Her and Lola always playing. And picking on poor Ms Peggy. And that aint right. Ms Peggy is lot like me in that she don't have no good teeth so I feel some kinship with her.

And she already have a baby, so I know she can do it and her eggs are not bad or nothin. She struggled a lot in the bag and I thought maybe for a minute that nutcase Buckethead maybe saw me but buckethead don't care about anything that don't cost money for her corporate oppressors so she just turn the other way like I aint even a person and don't matter.

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